The Bird

3D birds didn’t hatch from eggs. In the early days of their lives they are grey nestlings without texture and feathers. But they have a lot of parents, which take care of them and help to generate into a full-fledged bird of CG world.
3D birds don’t have heart and circulatory system, their muscles are activated by polygons and rigs.
They feed by render-hours. They can easily change the color of the plumage and size of the parts of the body.
Their weight is calculated in megabytes. Their life cycle lasts from the first rendering till the broken harddrive.
3D birds can be eaten only by 3D cat. So hasta la vista, baby!